shifting into raccoon mode. becoming nocturnal on accident
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gay-ghostwriter asked:
Concept: a Cleric-exclusive version of Vicious Mockery called Shame.
dndaddyissues Answer:
GOD…
Shame
Level 1 Spell, enchantment
Casting time: 1 reaction
Range: 60 feet
Components: V or S
Duration: Instantaneous
Classes: Cleric
You cast a disapproving look, make a noise of derision, side-eye, or otherwise express your disapproval in response to an Attack roll, Saving throw, or Ability Check made by someone else.
If the target can hear or see you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Charisma saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the roll that triggered Shame.
…I’m actually kind of proud of this one lol
Edit: Made it a level 1 spell instead of a Cantrip to balance it.
me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek
this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely
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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.
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